When Scarlet Fever is Awesome

Is it me, or is everybody sick right now? I’ve spent the past week shuffling around my house, unshowered and wearing the same pair of grey sweatpants I’ve been rocking for days, and feeling lousy. I’m at the tail end of it now, where I no longer feel like my eyes are about to caveRead more…

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Divorce 101

  I’ve always been ahead of the curve when it comes to major life events. I was in a huge rush to get married and had the ring on my finger by the time I was 23 and two years later, I was pregnant with my first child. I am familiar with being the oneRead more…

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Old School (Or That Time I Drank Jungle Juice)

I drank something called jungle juice this weekend and as I lifted the Solo cup brimming with the icy yellow liquid to my mouth, I realized that I needed to retract a statement I made recently – that you couldn’t go home again – because dudes, sometimes it’s like you never left. Let me explain.Read more…

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Gangsta Blogger

WARNING: The following post contains an insane amount of profanity. Which I find very funny. Others, I know, are less amused by curse words. Please move forward accordingly. A pal sent me a link the other day to a parody of a Google site and somehow, when you plug a search, in you get inRead more…

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Top 4 Things I’m Way Too Old to Deal With

#1.  Summer Reading With less than 24 hours until the first day of school this week, my soon-to-be-fifth-grader had yet to complete the second of two books that needed to be read and reported upon by the next day.  At that point, I was beyond tired of talking about it. And nagging about it. AndRead more…

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