The Family Food Chain

I don’t know what it’s like at your house, but over here it’s Game of Fucking Thrones without all the nudity. It’s like, everybody wants to rule the world, and I’m just waiting for my head to roll. As such, everyone who lives here is embroiled in a non-stop power struggle in an effort toRead more…

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That Time I Thought I’d Been Poisoned

It’s hard to say what it was exactly that landed me in the emergency room Wednesday morning, barely 12 hours after returning home from a five-day trip to Jamaica. All I know is that I went from lying on a soft, sandy Caribbean beach to sitting on a hospital bed in a curtained off areaRead more…

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winter is coming (and it’s only memorial day)

I was lying on a bed in a hotel room in the-middle-of-nowhere Virginia last week, waiting for my daughter to finish her final exam for the semester, when I posted the following on my Facebook wall: “Winter is coming.” And I know that Memorial Day is here, and maybe I’ve been watching way too muchRead more…

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